I think “this guy”:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/01/18/nrob18.xml has been in Thailand too long. (Any longer, he would have been asking _Do you know who my daddy is?_ )

I took this from a US embassy’s site, but functions of Defense Attaché should be roughly the same.

Defense Attache….is primarily responsible for representational duties designed to foster positive relations…

It didn’t help your job, mate, to go fuck all the 3 entities represented by the colours of the flag.